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Women should never be on top. This is an insult to God.
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Re: Missionary position is the only position
Fri, July 27, 2007 - 9:29 AMuh... yeah, sure...
Actually, I like my lady on top... I am sure the gods can see our happiness and delight and would not mind... ;-)
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Re: Missionary position is the only position
Fri, July 27, 2007 - 10:16 AMGawd will just have to get over it
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Fri, July 27, 2007 - 11:00 AMWonder what He would do if she got on her knees and took it doggie style...... -
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Re: Missionary position is the only position
Fri, July 27, 2007 - 3:45 PMYou're assuming God is a man..... ;) -
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Re: Missionary position is the only position
Fri, July 27, 2007 - 4:16 PM>> You're assuming God is a man..... ;)
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He's assuming that there is a god... :-)
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Re: Missionary position is the only position
Sat, July 28, 2007 - 5:39 AMWell there is God and there is Goddess...all depends on your beliefs..... -
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Re: Missionary position is the only position
Sun, July 29, 2007 - 1:30 PMAnd to some many... and others none... ;-)
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Re: Missionary position is the only position
Fri, July 27, 2007 - 5:59 PMGod has better things to do than to feel insulted at people's choice of sexual position. For one, He's learned that he loves taking it in the rump, doggie style. Woof, woof! Meanwhile, the Goddess has a way with a strap-on dildo. Whew.... what a hottie! -
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Re: Missionary position is the only position
Fri, July 27, 2007 - 6:10 PMI do love goddesses with strap-on's ooooohhhh yeeeeeesssssss ;-)
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Re: Missionary position is the only position
Fri, July 27, 2007 - 7:42 PMEverybody knows he's been taking it from Zeus for aeons now...
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Re: Missionary position is the only position
Fri, July 27, 2007 - 11:28 PMI like missionary. -
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Re: Missionary position is the only position
Sat, July 28, 2007 - 11:12 AMI like missionaries. there just aren't enough of them around to corrupt. -
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Sat, July 28, 2007 - 11:22 AMwoof, woof, got to love doggy :-) -
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Re: Missionary position is the only position
Sun, July 29, 2007 - 7:37 AMwoof woof back at ya! Love doggie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Missionary position is the only position
Sat, July 28, 2007 - 11:46 AMI think God needs a little therepy. I appears that he/she is just taking things a little too personally. I know a couple of good therepists. I could provide a referral, or something.
Missionary, maybe for a couple of hours, then all fours, then her on top, the some nice oral. Variety is the spice of life, I've always thought -
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Re: Missionary position is the only position
Sun, July 29, 2007 - 6:57 PMI have an intimate relationship with God. He does prefer missionary. -
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Re: Missionary position is the only position
Mon, July 30, 2007 - 8:44 AMwell good for you
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Re: Missionary position is the only position
Mon, July 30, 2007 - 9:24 AM>> I have an intimate relationship with God.
>> He does prefer missionary.
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she's pullin' yer leg... I get together with her on a regular basis and she definitely has an open mind in the subject!! ;-)
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Mon, July 30, 2007 - 2:03 PM>> I have an intimate relationship with God.
>> He does prefer missionary.
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>>>>>>>>she's pullin' yer leg... I get together with her on a regular basis and she definitely has an open mind in the subject!! ;-)
You and I seem to have the same Goddess. I know for a fact that She does not care about the position, it is the attitude and heart and soul and spirit and mind that matters. -
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Re: Missionary position is the only position
Mon, July 30, 2007 - 2:08 PMHm. When she's with me it's all about the butt sex.
Well, okay sometimes she begs for the DVDA, but only when the Rastafarian bobsled team is in town.
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Re: Missionary position is the only position
Mon, July 30, 2007 - 2:38 PM> I have an intimate relationship with God.
I have a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" relationship....
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Re: Missionary position is the only position
Wed, August 1, 2007 - 9:01 AMI have an intimate relationship with God, also. We are all God disguised as Ourselves. We only *think* we are normal human beings. Normal has its own inherent craziness. Living out your dreams is a service to humanity. Think about THAT! Intelligence and humor are sexy.
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